today, i'll share some short jokes which i came across online. just a little something to lighten some dampen souls out there. enjoy!
1. What is a tree's favorite drink?
Root beer.
2. What did one elevator say to the other?
I think I'm coming down with something!
3. What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?
A dead centipede.
4. Why did the doughnut shop close?
The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
5. How do you prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!
6. What did one magnet say to the other?
I find you very attractive.
7. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
She ran away from the ball.
anis